Apology to Bozo's Family
It has been pointed out to me that it was very insensitive for me to make light of Bozo's passing. I will now apologize to each of Bozo's living relatives. Many regrets to his wife Clarabelle. Yes, Clarabelle was a woman. She never said much just honked incessantly. And who can forget about the time she got angy at Bozo and honked to the National Inquirer. Whoa! To Bozo's half brother Ronald, sorry for your loss. Even though you were Bozo's half brother you were always there to help. He often times referred to you as his hamburger helper.
And Krusty, Bozo's first born son, I ask your forgiveness. I know it was painful at times for you to follow in the footsteps of your legendary father, but you have done alright despite the booze etc, and being featured on: Where Are They Now, six times. Suggestion: The reality show was too real.
Blooper: I'm sure you will miss your father the most. You inherited his orange hair and red nose. I know Bozo was disappointed when you chose banking over show biz, but you have risen to the top of your field and are in line for Head of the Federal Reserve.
And Krusty, Bozo's first born son, I ask your forgiveness. I know it was painful at times for you to follow in the footsteps of your legendary father, but you have done alright despite the booze etc, and being featured on: Where Are They Now, six times. Suggestion: The reality show was too real.
Blooper: I'm sure you will miss your father the most. You inherited his orange hair and red nose. I know Bozo was disappointed when you chose banking over show biz, but you have risen to the top of your field and are in line for Head of the Federal Reserve.

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