NRA Cruises

Today at winter conditioning we decided the answer to the pirates off the coast of Africa was NRA (National Rifle Association) Cruises. We think members would be willing to pay over and above the cost of a regular cruise. Each vacationer would be allowed to to pack a weapon of choice. Training would be given on how to recognize a pirate. For instance a woman with a baby would most likely not be a pirate. A grungy looking man with a knife clenched between his teeth and a parrot on his shoulder would most likely be a pirate - or some unfortunate fellow headed to a costume party. Too bad for him. To truly test our vacationers a man dressed as a woman with a knife clenched in her/his teeth with a parrot disquised as a baby would be presented as well.
So, if pirates decided to board the ship our happy vacationers would riddle them with bullets.
But here's the good part. Two words - Reality TV. Someone is going to make big bucks.

Friday we come up with a plan for Global Warming. Perhaps something involving lack of carbon credits and the NRA.

If you see Max, Cullen, Zach P. Aaron H. remind them to turn in their uniforms to me at my house.